Going Nowhere Slow

Living in a constant state of brain fart has its advantages.

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4 months ago

These feelings are eating me alive. It’s like a festering infection of my heart and mind.

I am so fucking miserable.  Maybe it’s the day or the weather. Maybe it’s my life or my situation.  Maybe it’s because I’ve wasted my time.  Maybe it’s because I haven’t felt anything for a very long time, besides hurt.  Maybe I should try to make myself happy.  Perhaps make the best of things?  How can I make the best of the thing that makes me feel the worst?  I think I need to be away for a while.  Alone.  Far.

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5 months ago

My Chicken Florentine with Garlic Mashed Potatoes

My Chicken Florentine with Garlic Mashed Potatoes

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5 months ago

My Sweet Cream and Raspberry Napoleons with Chocolate Ganache

My Sweet Cream and Raspberry Napoleons with Chocolate Ganache

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5 months ago

My super delish fiber rich, low fat, sugar free pancakes!

My super delish fiber rich, low fat, sugar free pancakes!

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5 months ago with 36 notes

Via poodforn

Squeeeee this is from my site, I feel so god damn special :D

Squeeeee this is from my site, I feel so god damn special :D

(Source: poodforn)

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7 months ago with 13 notes

Via libranhorse-deactivated20110930

thekilling-lights:

One day, for no damn reason at all, I’m going to go to a salon, and tell them to cut off all most of my hair. I want to get it something like this.

 That’s the exact haircut I just got, it’s fabulous!  It’s so god damn cool no matter how you do it, get it!

thekilling-lights:

One day, for no damn reason at all, I’m going to go to a salon, and tell them to cut off all most of my hair. I want to get it something like this.

 That’s the exact haircut I just got, it’s fabulous!  It’s so god damn cool no matter how you do it, get it!

(via decipher-it-decipher-me)

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7 months ago with 210,990 notes

Via marcellohnp

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

sokaylayelled:

I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

(Source: marcellohnp, via ohmyalphabet)

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10 months ago

flapjacksblog asked: I like candy, do you like candy?

I love candy flapjack!  Let’s go on an adventure to Candy Island :D

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1 year ago

murky asked: Awesome! I'm gonna stay at the school. Internat <3
But I'll be in the city as much as I can =)

Woot :D  If you ever wanna go out or need a tour or wanna know where the good spots are, let me know!

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1 year ago

murky asked: I WANNA MAKE NEW FRIENDS! =D
Heh, hvor i bergen bor du?
Jeg skal gå musikk på Fana FHS.

Yay for new friends!  I live just outside city center.  Fana?  EW :D  You gonna live in Fana or more towards the city?  I’d speak Norwegian but I sound like the brash American that I am.  If you’d like though I can make you suffer through it :D

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1 year ago

Via icantpromisemyfocus

“I’ve got a hunger, twisting my stomach into knots.”

ambreeezyx3:

I really enjoy whatever song this is from.

Sound of Settling by Death Cab For Cutie :)

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1 year ago with 75 notes

Via bohemea

monsebakken:

bohemea:

God damn, do I ever love pictures of young Demi Moore. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love pictures of Demi Moore at every age, but young Demi has all my heart.


It amazes me how someone this great looking can produce such hideous children&#8230;

monsebakken:

bohemea:

God damn, do I ever love pictures of young Demi Moore. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I love pictures of Demi Moore at every age, but young Demi has all my heart.

It amazes me how someone this great looking can produce such hideous children…

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1 year ago with 8 notes

Via fartddddddddddddddddddddddd

fuckingmagnets-howdotheywork:



I’m proud to be an AmericanWhere at least I know I’m free!!!!! 

 

You seriously amuse me to no end.  You do the most random shit, it&#8217;s fantastic.

fuckingmagnets-howdotheywork:

I’m proud to be an American
Where at least I know I’m free!!!!! 

You seriously amuse me to no end.  You do the most random shit, it’s fantastic.